- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

The Mets win the World Series

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Nice legs....What time do they open?

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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