A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Gay rights

69.... is a number

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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