Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Knock knock

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A black man without problems.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock, come in.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Anti Joke

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