Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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P0P T4Rt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Oh...okay, good.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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