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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Look at your hand. Made you look!

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Hi my name is Bob

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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