What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Women's rights.

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Penis.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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