What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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