- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

A blind man walks into a wall.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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