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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Y u do dis?

Fine, ladies first.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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