- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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