- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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