- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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