Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Abortion.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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I'm homeless.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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