- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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