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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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