- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats green? The color green.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?