- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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