how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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