guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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