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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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minorities

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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