a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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minorities

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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