- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate long jokes -_-

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what are you mike bibby?

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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