What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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The Holocaust

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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