What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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girls basketball

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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acuna

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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