Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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