what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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