- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

How's your mum? she's dead..

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