a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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