if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Miami Heat.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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hi

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thumbs up!

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Runescape.

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