Gale swallows.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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2+2= 478

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Christians

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Knock knock

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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