a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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hrih

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Good to see you today!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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