what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Dick Chaney

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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69.9

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Hi

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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hrih

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Kony 2012

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Your momma's so fat...

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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