- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

A man walks around a bar.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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