- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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