Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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The Colts this year.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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