Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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here kitty kitty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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