knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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