How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Women's Rights

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Yee

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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