What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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(insert antijoke here

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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GONNA

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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i was molested.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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