Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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nick toth

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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