whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Women's Rights

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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