Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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