knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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