women's rights

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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