- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

WEED!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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