- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how man

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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