- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

I like the color potato.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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