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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.