- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

hi will

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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