An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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cats are pussies

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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