yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Whats white? A fridge

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

dick dick dick... frogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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