- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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