What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

rocky is here again.......................

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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