Your face is hilarious.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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