3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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